Princess Cilantro

Hi All, *Waves Paw*

I’m Princess Cilantro, oh actually I’m Canada & Israel’s Princess Cilantro, *Blushes* but my friends call me Cila – you can too. *Nods Head* We are going to be friends aren’t we? <*Sings* Pleased To Meet You, May I Greet You…*Holds Out Paw*>

I’m the one and only female Spice Cat *Beaming* & Spokesfeline for The Spice Cats. <*Whispers* Tarragon Thought He Should Be Spokesfeline Instead Of ME! *Swats Tarragon*> Mom made us vote! *Rolls Eyes* Tarragon only got one vote – he voted for himself!!! *Muffles Giggle* Everyone else voted for ME!!! *Radiant Smile* I voted for Nutmeg since he’s the first Spice Cat & he picked ME out of all the other kitties at the breeder! <*Sings* Just One Look, That’s All It Took…> ROFM

I’m a Certified Therapy Cat, which comes in extremely handy when you own a professional sickie!!! <Tarragon’s Suppose To Be One Too, But I Think He’s Certified Insane NOT A Certified Therapy Cat! *Nods Head*> Hmm, I should check his papers *Looks For Terror’s Certificate* I wonder where the little Dat hide it??? *Yells* Terror where’s your therapy certificate? *Listens & Crosses Paws* No, I’m NOT being nosey *Smirks Behind Paw* Dad-to-be is taking us to the museum and they won’t let you in unless you have your certificate! *Listens* You better find it or you won’t be able to come with us & you know how much fun we have at the museum. <*Whispers* They Have A Guillotine I Can’t Wait To Get My Paws On! *Innocent Smile*> There that should get Tarragon to bring me his papers so I can check. *Giggles*

Oh oh, now I have the museum stuck in my head – I want to go and play! *Shakes Head* Nope, that didn’t work – It’s still stuck in my head! *Stomps Paw* Okay, now I have to go to the museum, it’s the only way I’m going to get it out of my head!!! *Nods Head* I can get Mom a suit of armor and behead Tarragon!!! *Smiles* Fun, fun, fun, for me – not so much for Tarragon if I have my way! <*Whispers* With Nutmeg & Parsley I Always Get My Own Way! *Shhh* Don’t Tell Tarragon, He Hasn’t Figured Out That Nutmeg & Parsley Help Me Keep Him In Trouble. *Burst Into Uncontrollable Giggles*>

*Angelic Smile* Okay, since I know I’m the most beautiful, adorable, lovable, entertaining, bewitching, enchanting, captivating, charming, delightful, sexy, alluring, exquisite, charismatic, heavenly entity to ever grace this universe. <And A Tad Egotistical *Giggles*> I’ve already broken more hearts than I can remember *Sighs* so I’m going to let you know now *Yells* Sorry Guys & Girls – I’m Taken!!! <*Sings* They Call Me The Heartbreaker, I Don’t Want To Deceive You, I’m Only Going To Break, Break, Break Your Heart…>

I realize it’s exceedingly difficult NOT to fall in love with me, but please try hard *Looks At Everyone* I don’t like being a heartbreaker! *Sniffles* It’s NOT my fault I’m simply irresistible! *Sobs* I can’t help it *Cries* I was born on Valentine’s Day & Cupid hit me with his arrow so everyone falls in love with me *Wipes Tears From Eyes* it’s all Cupid’s fault!!! *Stomps Paw & Swishes Tail*

BTW, I’m absolutely, totally, deeply in love & hopelessly devoted to my 2 fiancée’s *Kisses Pete & Snipett* my 2 true forever loves & eternal soul mates! <*Sings* Until The End Of Time, You’re My Soul Mates, I’ll Love You Till I Get To Heaven’s Gate, And If I Go First Sweethearts, I’ll Wait, ‘Cause I Know I’ll Never Find…> Oh, if you think you can steal me away from my two true loves I can tell you right now – it’s NOT going to happen!!! *Shakes Head*

Pete & I have been together like forever *Hugs & Kisses Pete* & Snipett <*Whispers* Snipitt’s Had A Secret Crush On Me Since We First Met!!! *Blushing*> was the purrfect choice when I required a second fiancée! *Ecstatic Smile On Face* The greatest part *Grins* Pete & Snipett are best first friends!!! *Hugs & Kisses Snipett* So paws & hands off – nothing, nada, zilch, zero, zip… you can say or do will ever change my mind!!! <*Places Paw On Bible* That’s The Truth, The Whole Truth, & Nothing But The Truth, So Help Me God. *Makes Sign Of Cross*> Um, if you do happen to fall in love with me as everyone who’s ever looked at me does. *Sigh* I have to warn you you’ll never fall out of love with me, unfortunately – I’m pawsitively unforgettable. <*Sings* Unforgettable, In Every Way, And Forever More, That’s How I’ll Stay…> But, there’s no reason why we can’t be best friends!!! *Lustrous Smile On Face*

Ah, if you want to know why I have 2 fiancée’s *Innocent Smile* I’ll tell you in my next post!!! *Giggles Hysterically*