Terrific Tarragon

Hi Everyone, *Waves Curly Paw*

I’m Terrific Tarragon the youngest Spice Cat, don’t listen to my prissy sister Cilantro I really am Terrific!!! <*Whispers* Don’t Be Fooled By Cilantro’s Sweet & Innocent Act *Crosses Paws* She’s Evil – Pure Evil!!! *Sly Smile*> I’m very happy to meet you too! *Holds Out Curly Paw*

BTW, I am too a Certified Therapy Cat <Mom Trained Me & I’m Just As Good Perhaps Even Better Then Cilantro! *Nods Head*> I’m NOT certified insane like Cilantro’s tells everyone! *Hisses At Cilantro* I help Mom all the time, when she goes blind I’m her Seeing Eye Cat! *Smiles Behind Paw* It’s not my fault Mom walks into walls *Rolls Eyes* she should pay more attention to what she’s doing!!! *Stomps Paw* I don’t walk into any walls & how was I to know Mom didn’t want to help me find my straw? *Dazed Look On Face* If she didn’t want to be dragged under the furniture she should have let go of me, but she didn’t!!! *Shakes Head* Mom only weighs about 75 pounds, but I just weigh 9 pounds – it wasn’t easy for me to pull her around, but I did until she got stuck under the sofa. *Muffles Laughter Behind Paw* I tried to get her out, but I wasn’t strong enough so Mom had to stay there while I went to get help!!! *Yells* Cilantro why didn’t you help??? *Listens* What do you mean you weren’t here??? *Listens* Oh right – you were in Israel! *Sighs* Okay, what about Nutmeg & Parsley? *Listens* Nutmeg was with you & Parsley was visiting his girlfriend Onyx? *Yells* Wasn’t Parsley suppose to stay home with me & help Mom? *Listens* Hmm, Cilantro told him it was fine & dandy for him to visit Onyx!!! *Swats At Cilantro & Misses*

I have a girlfriend too *Smiles* she’s the most beautiful feline in the world & I’m going to ask for her paw in marriage soon! *Kisses Lady Sarah’s Paw* I want to ask her right now, but I can’t *Stomps Paw* all cause of “The Princess”!!! *Flexes Claws* Cilantro has to get married to her two suckers first!!! *Yells* Sorry Lady Sarah, I know Pete’s your brother, but how DID Cilantro get him to agree to her having two husbands??? *Baffled Look On Face* I would never want anyone else but you – my beloved Lady Sarah!!! *Hugs Lady Sarah*

I don’t sing or dance like Cilantro <Okay, I Do Take Ballet Lessons, But It’s To Help Me Improve My Hockey Skills & Mom Makes Me!!! *Glares At Mom*> I have a number of special abilities too! *Nods Head* I know how to fly a plane, time travel, play golf, & have an abundance of other amazing talents – I’m a multifaceted kitty!!! *Jumps On Ceiling Fan & Rotates* I even have my own circus act I created to entertain the children when we go to visit them. <*Whispers* They Really Love Me – The Hospital Has A Code Tarragon They Use Just For Me, *Big Grins* But They Don’t Have A Code Cilantro!!! *Laughs At Cilantro*>

My favorite sport is Hockey – one day I’m going to play for the Toronto Maple Leaf’s & when I do we’re going to win the Stanley Cup!!! *Crosses Paws* We would have won this year, but they forgot to pick me up so they lost!!! *Snarls At Coach*

In addition, I have an astonishing collection of hockey cards I sell. *Yells* Anybody collect hockey cards? *Listens* Can’t locate the one(s) you want for your collection? *Listens* That’s what I thought *Pats Self On Back* okay let me know which one(s) you require, I’m pawsitive I can get my paws on them for you. *Nods Head*

Dad-To-Be gave me his collection from when he was a boy. *Hugs Dad-To-Be* Their all in mint condition cause we never ever played with them. *Makes Sign Of Cross* Thanks to Dad-To-Be <*Whispers* We Had A Bet & He Lost And Had To Give My All His Hockey Cards! *Muffles Laugh With Paw*> I now own one of the most incredible collections of Hockey Cards  in the whole wide world – you name it I’ve got it and their all in pristine shape!!! *Smiles At Dad-To-Be*

That’s it for now <*Waves Curly Paw> bye!!!